Wednesday, May 14, 2008

what the hell is going on here



Any translation of this piece would be greatly appreciated.
I wish I could use my butt as a flashlight or a homing beacon. But then there is the guy eating pickles and having a good time watching the gastro-phosphorus light show. Maybe it's a long-lost art form...

My New Project

Welcome to my attempt at salvaging what's left
of my mental capacities.

I have recently started training for Cyclocross racing under the tuteledge of maybe the most ruthless character in the game
Yash Katsumi.
aka "That son of a $!#$!"

Why should you continue to check back here on a daily basis?


*Hilarity
*Oddities from around the world
*Research on a wide range of goods
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