http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2009/09/28/man_gets_18_months_for_pellet_gun_hot_dog_theft/

Just when you thought Worcester was getting its act together, a gem like this pops up on the radar!

Police reports say Judd began to devour the hot dog, spilling mustard all over his shirt.

I guess if there's no evidence, right...?
Imagine this guy trying to get some prison cred!